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The author of the book: Laurie Notaro
Edition: Tantor Media
Date of issue: June 22nd 2011
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 7.15 MB
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Reader ratings: 7.2
ISBN: 1452602689
ISBN 13: 9781452602684
Language: English

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She thought she'd have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years yet. But no—it's happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe "I'm going to kick his hair's ass" to the hapless Sears customer service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her—inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam, eBay ("There should be an eBay wading pool, where you only get to bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, and you have to make it through that first before jumping into the deep end"), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day ("When I'm driving, the last think I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens") are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it's all 100 percent true.


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Ebook We Thought You Would be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive read Online! Laurie Notaro is a New York Times best-selling American writer.


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Masterpiece! Masterpiece! Masterpiece! Just an incredibly scary, deep and interesting book, penetration to shivers!

LOUIS

The book brought changes in life!

TILLY

This book will make you shudder, infiltrate, and change your mind about this crazy world.

EDWARD

On one Breath

MAISIE

A hard, shocking, but extremely useful book that makes you think!




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